I'm pretty sure that's how it is with all of us.
We're all pretty evenly matched.

Pretty well, it's always a challenge fighting you.

Jeeze, my time as MMM's Brawling Badass sure was short lived.
Or maybe I never really was as much of a badass as I thought I was.

Yeah, you get G&W after defeating Duon.

Fancy.

'Kay, I started up a room. Get on people.
That means you Xero, Mr.Basic Brawl.

EDIT: Nevermind, maybe later.

Who was there the time I was about to beat Snare but then he used Peach's Final Smash and then skipped over to me and killed me in my sleep?

Yes, very yes.

Oh, you guys never let me have fun.

Hi everyone, my name is Sano the Muffin Man, I hope to fit in here. I like to talk about anime and anime and megaman.

Sano hasn't talked about anime in years, you're lucky he even preformed for you bastards!

...then maybe you're a girl posing as a guy.

Damn, you got me, that's totally how it is.

No, I beat Xero a bunch and I've beaten you once or twice.
Don't stroke your ego please.

I stel dun car.

You shouldn't whine if you lose. And don't blame your character; all the characters are pretty balenced, IMO.

...I don't normally whine when I lose.
I've lost to JC and OD plenty of times and never complained.
There's just something about how you and Xero fight that just pisses me off so much.

I seriously hate how cheap you are Vinni.
You always use Sonic and then just spam his moves that make him invulnerable, you never leave any chance to be hit. That's really unfair.
Also, you almost always use a 3rd party character, and it's extremely obvious that their strength is far greater than that of all the 1st party characters.
Cheeeeeeeeeap.

Also, Xero, enough with Jigglypuff, so freakin' cheap.

Mike, you just don't understand how it is.
...'Cause you ain't BRAWLIN'!!1

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'Kay, I'm gettin' online for fightin', maybe a challenge.

Hai guyz!
I DUN CAR!

I got tickets to see a sneak preview of Never Back Down. I thought meh, I like fighting so it could be cool. Not really.

I'm predicting you should brace yourself for a big let down.

I've done it before.

And you know this how?

Because, often young boys your age go on the internet and pretend to be girls because they aren't yet at peace with their gender identity, and also because they think it'd be easier to make friends on the internet if they told everyone they were a girl.

Or maybe I'm just really wishing that MMM isn't being invaded by 13 year old girls. 'Cause that would suck.

No, my power is limited to seeing posts with lame, stolen jokes in the future.
I'm unable to see posts that would make very little sense.

Oh, and my matches were Fun. I won against Sano in the first match and I was about to win again until he went all "No Contest" on me.

I only used No Contest because Xero was trying to join.
I could have turned that match around easily.

Hey Nova, great job always being cheap and using that asshole move with the Land Master.

Well, I'm starting a non-tournament related room now.
Join in people!

I don't know, it could have been funnier.
With a premiere episode like that it looks like this season of South Park might have AIDS.

Hey guys, Nico Nico Douga loves Brawl!

Super Smash Bros. Caramelldansen

Super Danjyo Bros. Brawl

I must have future sight, because I saw that coming.

Sure was.

Yeah, it's fun and stuff.

Am not.

...You aren't a girl.

Well, we'll never be able to fight again so that doesn't really matter.

Okay! I'll fight you right now OD! Hold on a sec and then I'll bring the pain.
Wait and see, I'll make you scream.

I'm adding you right now. Let's go Squishy.

Dude, it's Chris Crocker, he's always serious, dead #####ing serious.

Yeah, I know.
I have and always will be 'MMM's moe blob'?

Got mine right here.

But that doesn't mean I won't stop talking about myself like I'm a hot piece of ass!

Xero and JC have once or twice, and even Nova once.
I lose once in awhile, you guys know I'm not perfect.
Still, I do most of the ass kicking around here at the moment.

You might want to kick my ass, but you never will.

It's the circle of life.

*Kicks OD off of Pride Rock.*

I keep kicking everyone's ass with Lucario.

So yeah, I have a suggestion for everyone. Use Snake's codec. It gave me a good lawl a couple of times.

Oh yeah, the way to use Snake's codec is to continuesly press the down taunt button over and over, eventually you'll get him to crouch down and use his codec. Oh yeah, you have to be at Shadow Mosses and stuff. It's fun though.

I think it's called the codec, I've never played any MGS games so I wouldn't know, as cool as they look I've never gotten the chance to play one.

Oh yeah, then try the same thing with using Fox, Wolf, and Falco on Lylat cruise, that's pretty fun too.

Yeah, sorry if this post makes no sense, I'm really sleepy and I can't tell if I'm typing correct sentences or not.

The way too a girl's heart is through her gay best friend.

Seriously, what the hell man.

Yeah, I know, I'm completely aware that I'm an unpleasant sight to behold.
But that doesn't mean I won't stop talking about myself like I'm a hot piece of ass!

...Snare is broken.
You have to post some of your codes first silly.

Gah, this is just like MPH.
We connect once and then it never works again.

Dude, I keep trying but it won't let me join, ask the other guy to leave and then let me try to get in a few times.

...Excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep.
You know, because of the terrible sadness I now feel because you told me my boyish charm has left me.

'Kay, I'm adding you, I don't know if I'll play you tonight though.