Wow, that's disgusting.

HAHA I meant Snares.  Not yours, Trigger.

DRRRRRRARGH 

Actually, the one that ventyWIND just whipped up for NovaMan is pretty spot on as to what a transmogrified mushroom should be.  Nice work.

I said DEFINITE bulbous, not "oop mabe i use to much herspray lol" bulbous.

And SNARE- don't push me boy!

Whaaaaat are these? A mushroom isn't simply a head without a body.

There is a definite BULBUS that shapes the top, as depicted in the attached example below.

And I don't mind if you ask someone else to make your mushroom, but really the point was for you to use your own imagination and create your own mushroom, using either a picture or a story.

Bwahaha, chyeah!

You can go ahead and choose what colors you want on your badge if you want.

CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ever wanted something more out of your pathetic four-limbed humanoid life?  Have a strange fascination with the peculiarly polka-dotted?  Well, here's your chance to fulfill your wildest dreams!  No, not nailing Jessica Alba- BEING A MUSHROOM!!


Enter your depiction and description of your piece of fungus fiction and you will be automatically entered into the MegaMushroom Database, where generations to come will be able to witness the glory that prevailed against the test of time.  And much like that mysterious Tazmanian Devil tattoo that suddenly appeared the morning after a long night of debauchery and glorious drunkery, the memory will never truely fade away.

However, UNLIKE a drunk tattoo, there are positive rewards to being in the MegaMushroom Database.  First of all, it will be used in the future as a sort of "character crock pot" from which I will dish delicious plates of steamy entertainment.  Of the visual variety.  And literary as well.  You know what I'm talkin about

 



Second of all... well, there is no second of all.

Oh, and you get this nifty little badge thing.



You can put it in your signature or whatever.  Also, the dots are customizable.  Because that's how shrooms do.

Once again, all you gotta do is post a picture or a little story.  That's all it takes! 


So whaddya say?  It won't cost you a nickel or a quarter to become part of the
New Mushroom Order!

Your pal,

Residential Fungus Among Us



Orange Devil

preventerWIND

TriggerUNIT
ASR
NovaMan XP
Mikero

Sano
Chron
Winged Warrior

AlexThePenguin

Slugkid

Yubi Shines
Xzeemo
Abominator
Sub Tank
Vinchenz Rock
Black McJack
XJ
Teelio
Dr.
guitaristjoe
Lunchebox
ChaosVortex
JohnCarllos

I'm pretty sure Audie Murphy was (and still is) the most decorated soldier in the U.S. military.

American soldiers are so badass.

: Jakey   3 December 2007, 03:34:37

Kanye, Lil Wayne, RHCP of course, Tum Tum, Yung Joc, Memphis May Fire, Talib Kweli, Sky Eats Airplane, J Dilla, Sevendust.

...You used to be cool...

It's not my fault you're uncultured swine.

We also need to have ONE password protected board that everyone will aspire to unlock, and when at last they do, they will discover it was nothing but a cruel joke.

WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a #####.

FALCON PUNCH.

Matricians: SHOW ME YO MOVES

Kanye, Lil Wayne, RHCP of course, Tum Tum, Yung Joc, Memphis May Fire, Talib Kweli, Sky Eats Airplane, J Dilla, Sevendust.

I used to be cyberbait for Shpid's undercover sex police.  Not even lying.

I also remember when Snare and I beat the crap out of the MMM Awards.

I'm not sure what you said, but in any case I'm flattered.

I also got my driver's license whoo-hoo teenagers rule adults drool.  And some relationshisional things happened as well.  It's all documented on my MySpace.

No problem.

Oh DANG.

If I ever saw one of those guys roaming the land, lookin all scary and high and mighty, thinking he was better than everyone else...

I'd smoosh him.

BECAUSE I AM A GIANT COLOSSUS.

Snare, you and I. Jake and Snare. PB&J.

WE ARE KINGS.

I mostly masturbated.

I love you, Jake.
MAKE ME ONE WITH THE ORDER.

In due time, Chron Burgundy. Ehehehehe...

Hey, I just downloaded the software for my TI-84 Plus.
Don't make me calculate the hell out of you.

Any ideas for the future of MMM? Well lessee... we've got the comics, the card game, the video game...

Time for the daytime soap opera.

The symbol of the New Mushroom Order (NMO).

Oh, you haven't heard of it?

You will.

: Jakey   2 December 2007, 22:00:37

Are we ever getting Quick Reply back? I miss that little guy.

It's there, you just have to activate it in your profile.

Jeez laweez, I gotta do all the work around here.

The doctor might as well put you in the baby grinder with all the other "special" babies.

Are we ever getting Quick Reply back? I miss that little guy.

Is the L for "Lame"? (Says the man who dressed as Mario.)

I got a lot of "Look Mom a boxman" this year too.  Kids these days just don't know Tetris. It's a shame. Of course, they were like 4, but THAT'S NO EXCUSE.  If you're not catchin the T-Fever by the time your mother names you, YOU ARE LATE!

Well, I had a very tetris halloween.
I'm the blue block.



And sometimes I make godawful faces when I know someone's taking a picture of me.

I did!

Where did the Y come from?

I thought I'd switch up my name to something more cutesy, you know, something for the girls.  The many many hot girls that come here.  All the time.

AND I MISSED YOU TOO!

Oh Matrix, Oh Matrix,
Oh blue-checkered bliss,
My beautiful blossom, oh thee I have missed.

So tender and supple, just like an e-nipple,
Without your Mega Milk I've become quite the cripple,
My fungal junk has withered and shrunk
Truth be told I've been in such a funk

But now you've returned to soothe my needs
Oh Matrix, I've missed you...
...But have you missed me?

Thank You.