Oh, that reminds me.  Take your Jams off, Sano.

Now.

Hahaha, I just realized the face from the 2nd is the same on the 4th window.

Awesome.

I believe the collective form is widget.

A widget of midgets.

Could you maybe possibly resize that behemoth?

Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him.  What's he gonna do?  Be short at me?

Stupid names and their not-like-nameness.

I have loved all of the Mario RPG's so far. 

SMRPG is still near and dear to my heart, I remember playing this one level that was like, a log jumping sort of thing... bah.  I just remember good memories with that game.

Super Star Saga and M&L2: Partners in Time were both extremely excellent in my opinion.

And though I haven't played the first or third Paper Mario, I THOROUGHLY enjoyed The Thousand Year Door.



I just don't have much beef with the Mario RPG's, honestly.

Poor CV.  Never can go anywhere without a sock on his horn.

That is not innuendo.

I could tell.

Haha, what a kidder!  You put a smile on my face, Xearez.

How about thiiiiiiiis... a jam with a twist. 

Not just another comic jam, a STORY jam!

For those who are- ahem, artistically inept- they can write a piece of the story instead!  That way everyone can be involved! Whaddya guys think?

I googled "bread fetish"

EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY WANTS TO BEEEEEE A CAT!

: Jakey   8 December 2007, 05:49:06

If by culture you mean "festering wounds left by vicious cat scratch attacks" then yes, we are completely without culture.

Hey, these are festering wounds made from stoats and maggots, thank you, not cats.

Otherwise known as the Gentlemen's Parasite.

It will be.

JAM ON!

BRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD

Granted but 8 babies die instead.

I wish my grandpa would stop touching me.

I'm gonna get his Greatest Hits Album, I think it's out now.

Noted and posted!

And Ms. Doubtfire is the bomb-diggety.

When it comes to 8th anniversaries they sure are #####ed.

If by culture you mean "festering wounds left by vicious cat scratch attacks" then yes, we are completely without culture.

HO SHPID!

Mmmmm, I've been listening to Nas's Illmatic album.

Pure GOLD.

Who's world is this? (The world is yours, the world is yours) It's mine it's mine it's mine...

Duh duh.

Duh duh duh duh.

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!

Anything with my name on it does not belong on the bottom.

E for Effort.

10 Years Later...

Machine Man, now a 20-something living in a fancy apartment in the city, has invited a charming woman into his home to drink, laugh... and maybe something more.

Girl: Uh, so what's this? *pulls out Mario cookie*
MM: That's, that's nothing.  I don't know.
Girl: Well it was on your couch so I assumed you knew what it was.
MM: Well, uh, umm.. I dunno. Uh, looks like my Mario cookie.
Girl: Your WHAT?
MM: mario cookie.
Girl: #####ing nerd.  Let go of my boob.

Yeah, promark is like a bajillion times better than Vic Firth.

And if you get Reason for Christmas... that would be utter joy.  I've played around with that software, it's so freakin amazing.

: Jakey   7 December 2007, 06:01:06

Pearl Kit, Export Series Custom.  Zildjian Z-Custom Series Cymbals, Twin Cobra Double Bass Pedals, Remo Heads, drum rack... aaauuuughhh

Hah! You have yet to hear of my set-up: Truth 5-piece Kit, combination of Sabian AAX and Zildjian K-Custom cymbals, Pearl cowbells, Remo 6", 8", 10" tomrack, dw 9000 double-bass pedals, Tama cymbal stands, and promark Neil Peart-signatured drumsticks.

Beat that! And to top it all off, I may be getting a microKORG and REASON Music Studio this Christmas.

Goodbye, am sessions. Hello, Celldweller Remix Competitions! <3

NICE man.  Real real nice. 

But honestly I don't understand the big deal about signature sticks.  Is there somethin special about payin 10 bucks for a pair of sticks with a name printed on them that I just don't know about?

Sorry Mario, but your deliciousness is in another mouthful! *CHOMP*

Rail shooters blow.

That could not have been a bigger ##### reference.

I'm going to toast in this bread until the bread has too many toasts.

I've tried to read that forum so many times.  I think I'm getting the hang of it though, it's just retina-burning, that's all.

Behold, the wonders of BREAD.



Amen.

If I put up drunk posts I would get banned. I'm not saying anything is unfair- I'm saying that they would be incomprehensible crap, like my world famous text messages.

Yes, WORLD.

I'm still surprised my little drunk thread went as long as it did.

Don't encourage drunkards.

I don't know what I'm getting for Christmas, but I know what I want for my birthday, WHICH IS NEXT WEDNESDAY FOR YOUR INFORMATION THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

My new drumset.

Pearl Kit, Export Series Custom.  Zildjian Z-Custom Series Cymbals, Twin Cobra Double Bass Pedals, Remo Heads, drum rack... aaauuuughhh

I know some of that doesn't make much sense to you "normies," I just like saying it to make myself look cool.  Just be aware that those things are VERY VERY good.  Probably droppin deuce grand for all that together, which is less expensive than it was originally going to be (somethin around 3-4 grand).

Anyways, this is one of my big milestones because it's just put in perspective the power that dedication can have in one's life. Bah.

I'm pretty excited.

Jake... What have the years done to you!?

Sometimes music is just fun.  There doesn't always have to be a hidden message.

Actually, I think it's perfect.

The Travis Barker remix was pretty fresh though.

That is one cutie patootie sig.

I thought that old map of where everyone lived was pretty cool, though I think that's one of those things that only I really liked and no one else did.

I think having a bigass Matrix family photo would be pretty sweet.

Pssh, please.  It'll be quite awhile before I decide to date a gay Jew from Michigan.

Yeah, I dunno OD.  I think the badges are a simpler way to identify who everyone is.  Also I am lazy.  Maybe I will though.

I don't know how to pixellate love, ASR.

It's not even on any other website. Eh, oh well.

Everyone's badges are now up.

These... are.. FANTASTICO!

And yeah, I'm glad everyone's started to make their own badges because I realized I was going to be one busy person if I had to make them all myself.

I'll go update the list now.

Also, do the boards load suuuuper slow for anyone else?

What did they sell like?

We have every kind of "Matricians: Show" thread, as well as a sort of blog thread.

Time for one about bread.







This one's called Hemp Bread.

I wish I did ol' pal, but I don't have any of my old stuff anymore since I'm using my laptop.

I'm only doing this for you because you're a Texan.  You know that, right?  If you were living in Ohio or somethin I wouldn't even give you the light of day.

 

But let me be perfectly clear to everyone- I don't want this to be another request thread.  I WANNA SEE SOME ORIGINALITY FOLKS!  STRETCH YOUR THINKIN MUSCLES A LITTLE!

Very well, Mikey.  I'll put up the badges pretty soon.

Yesssss, I was just about to ask you for that.

That should hopefully put an end to my procrastination.

So this'll be what? The bazillionth time the Matrix has risen (and fallen)?

Jake, be a munchkin and make one for me.

Try again.