Out of curiosity, do you want a copy of the game for collection's sake or do you actively wish to play it? I'm sure you've been made aware that it's not the most polished experience. Personally, I've never been able to finish it because I can't cope with the controls and some of the problems with clunkiness, note that this is not a complaint about the main character being helpless/weak, I don't expect Jennifer to go Rambo.

The story itself is rather fragmented and depressing as hell. Just such a dark, dark experience.

I can talk and have talked extensively about this game.

: Snare   9 June 2021, 17:00:11

That checks out.

I joined as a 10 year old flower fancier and I am currently a 30 year old flower fancier. Oh and I still have the same sense of dread and anxiety of getting the ban hammer whenever I post lunacy.

As long as you're not a complete asshat or a bot you'll be fine.  You're not a bot are you? 

O-of course not!

*waits until no one is around* ... _beep.

(do you not remember me, xero? it's me, everyone's favorite little planty ;-;)

Were it a practical choice for battle, I'd be all for it. Expression of the self and all that jazz. But leaving ones digital bosom exposed is how one dies from wayward javelins.

The game goes on and on about this badass "chrome digizoid" and all the cool knight men and gundam dinosaurs wear armor made out of the stuff and meanwhile the tiddy brigade is going in with their guns just completely hanging out, no game plan in mind.

I'm currently penning a sternly written letter to Mr. Digimon at Bandai. Unfortunately as a Canadian I cannot write anything harsher than "my apologies".

That checks out.

I joined as a 10 year old flower fancier and I am currently a 30 year old flower fancier. Oh and I still have the same sense of dread and anxiety of getting the ban hammer whenever I post lunacy.

What about the actual females?

Solely protected in battle by lingerie. It's awful.

I love how they acknowledge the fact that no one really likes Pallete by making her the boss of the vent
*Jealous of Alia & Layer getting alts upon alts
*Only get a skin in an event*
*Meanwhile Massimo has gotten jack ##### but he's ok with it*

No one likes you Pallete.  Go away.

It's actually very reassuring that after all these years, your likes and dislikes have stayed exactly the same.

Palette really is awful, though. Have they ever established why she was built with such bizarre, bizzare hair?

Oh, Digimon should have been cancelled around the time they got actual hentai artists to illustrate the darn things. They've attempted to eroticize driders, literal plants and anything else that can vaguely suggest a female silhouette when squinting.

When the ass man testifies...

A little silly project I made last year... For another forum.

I made everything using MSPaint and my laptop's trackpad. It was maddening.

Robots sure have big boobies in the future, huh?

So they're marrying each other? I didn't even know they were a thing. You know what? I bet it's for tax purposes.

Honestly, though, those are some cute costumes. However, I still have no idea what any of this is and I refuse to find out more.

And my, those are some gigantic roses in the background. GMOs, man.

"He has the soul of a poet!"

"You're very kind for saying that!"

"Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?!"

"It didn't die! "

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im playing digimon.

So this is not Megaman X Diners, Drive-ins and Dives?

Gosh, for 700 bucks I'd buy like, I don't know, some teeth. I need teeth. Or diamonds. I need diamonds too.

It's a cool concept, but if I'm spending $700 on something, it will be a copy of Rule of Rose.

My brother has RoR in very good condition, along with some other rarities. He'd definitely notice if it went missing, plus I'm not traveling to the freaking Arctic circle to steal you a video game so purge the thought. The soundtrack is incredible and it's hard to believe it's from the same guy who made the music for Sonic goddamn Heroes.

I will admit those kilts are incredibly short.

I messed up and have pinned myself to the bottom right corner as penance.

edit- It would seem I have found and consumed one smartie (Canadian) candy that I must have dropped a few months ago

How much time do you think Dr. Light spent pondering which color he should paint his son when he decided it was time for him to stop being a domestic servant and to instead be a crime fighting servant? Do you think he already had a color scheme in mind or what?

does Abe have a Patreon or Onlyfans or something we can throw money at to make things blue 'round here?

That was the first post in this thread in over 11 years and it was the 777th post. This is an auspicious moment.

The Simp Sons (1992), released a console available only in select locations in Estonia.

Wire Sponge is a great maverick. In what other series does one fight a luffa?

I mean, he IS a luffa, not actually a sea sponge.

And leave Tonion alone.

mushrooms are technically closer to humans than they are to plants.

You guys are the fun-men. It is me that is not!

(screams in lost innocence)


(edit) I read it as megaman was touching plant man not torching

Yeah that would be terrible. It's not cool to touch someone unless you've both filled out the required documents and signed a waiver. Also don't do drugs. Not even a Halls. I don't want my thread to be the cause of sending souls down the dark path of menthol abuse.

I'm Snare, I am the heart and soul of this place. Everyone loves me the very most. Remember to water your plants weekly!

Okay life is back in order.

Time to pick up where this left off soon. 

The voice that called out to you was nasally and not at all sexy. You turn around and you can barely see the speaker standing nearby.



The nasally voice begins to pick up again "Now tell me are you like the res- hold the phone we know who that is! You cut off the speaker before he can utter another phoneme. You assume hug stance



 A perfect 20

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Well, we now abruptly have Rez joining us. Just because that last post made me laugh and think "this is why"

 

 

Even for a fairly small community, we definitely separated ourselves into tiny groups. Who one mostly associates the Blue Checkers with varies with each person here, I'm sure.

But for each of you, I have crafted a tiny nest in my heart. The surgeon thought it "was absolutely ludicrous, completely asinine and a waste of valuable time and resources"

She'll just laugh at your dinker cause she's a mean demon.

Unless you're into that, in which case she'll endlessly praise it. She's messed up.

Yeah John, only MY psychological meltdowns are cute enough to be made visible to the public.

*clutches chest* YOU ARE ALL STARING AT ME

Well. I hit a drawing snag. Mike, what do you do when you hit a drawing snag?

Also I have to really get my current life situation into some semblance of working order. D:

Well Rez there's a reason they whitewash in hollywood and that's because MOST people can't SEE race so ergo they can only cast white people otherwise a big portion of the audience only sees the actor's clothing floating around and talking and stuff. Leads to issues.

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It sure smells musty in here. Giant glowing blue mushrooms burst from the ventilation/cooling/integral support column. It's pretty in a weird way. Not worth the choking scent of mildew, however.

eat the mushroom

just inspect the mushrooms. For now.

There appears to be a patch pf mushrooms growing away from the tower close by. You creep on over to take a gander and

The scent is suddenly putrescent





Is... Is that a corpse?



Oh... Oh yuck...



As a ninja you do deal with death fairly often. But decay is not your domain. You hope that wasn't someone you knew. You are interrupted by a voice calling out in your direction

I see the area designated as The Chat being a sort of central hub for the Matrix (not to be confused with The Matrix^tm). The Matrix is a fairly large territory but has suffered from occasional quarrels among the various ruling class which lead to a few areas declaring independence at various points throughout history. The area dubbed as The Chat (or more popularly The MChat) was created as a political safe-zone where people could pass through, exchange pleasantries or whatever without fear of persecution; so long as one didn't make any religious or political discussion made made heard aloud. For Abominator  (gloria in excelsis Abo) knew that this could only lead to further turmoil.

We can attribute various schisms being formed amongst the populus due to the disagreements regarding Mega Man, whether it was facts concerning The Robot himself (eg: was his armor cerulean or was it cornflower?) or His teachings (some sects believed they should always be fighting [shooting things recklessly] under the guise of bringing about everlasting peace. Some others professed a more pacifistic viewpoint and only threw lemons at their offenders to symbolize the shots fired from His Mega Buster). Wars would flare up and fade, blood was shed, lemons were thrown. The Mchat was a necessity.

So why has it become derelict, eh?  

I could probably reasonably get more stuff posted soon but i made mikero white again, like completely. Looks weird.

It can't be THAT tower because we went westward. I thought the first image was what the room before to the chess/computer room but turns out it's the second? I have some backgrounds from Rez as well. He has screens of Club Mega which yours seems to lack, Nova. What if there's more?!

AnywaysssssSO for all intents and purposes we'll just pretend there was always a longer trek to the computer room.

Edit: two replies while I was typing this wow

Awesome! Seriously, thank you! So i guess i drew a room that doesn't exist oh well roll with it

You find out getting a full list of names is forbidden even to friends, you tell the computer not to worry about it and cease that line of interrogation. After a short chat you part ways with your new computery friend for now and enter the shutter door on the west side.

If memory serves you correctly this way should eventually lead to one of the main computers...



Oh... Well... Hmm.

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I'm going to need more backgrounds from mchat real soon. Or we can all link hands and try to join our memories together as one in an attempt remember the layout and look of every mchat room with acuity in what I call the Mass Memory Merge Dance. We basically all become atoms. Lots of atomic exchange happens. It's great.

Oh! Right! The game. It's open from here, I guess!

Befriend the computer

Programmers are always adding little easter eggs in their work (Example: "Okay Google, load up Celeryman). Maybe this computer will say or do something special if you ask to befriend it. You take the plunge and ask

: While I am fully equipped for friendship I have been programmed not to spend resources querying about it too much.

: ...And how does that make you feel?

(charisma in action ^)

: Had I been outfitted with the required capabilities of weeping, I would weep. ...User Mikero.

: Yes?

: You have 1 new friend request. :>

: :>

Check for recent activity

: I have a question: Has anyone else been by recently?

: The last log in was four days ago by "I'mNOTGOINGTOGIVEYOUMYCREDENTIA LSyouSTUPIDCOMMODORE64looking WHOrE111". They went through the door I unlocked.

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Wuh oh

Haha John needs help. Everyone laugh.

I'm playing that open source remake of Star Control II. I'm really bad at the combat aspect. I like the giant octogonal space probes. They look like big red gushers.

I suppose it would make sense to log in but you wonder if this is perhaps a trap. After all, you never remembered much in the way of talking computers in the past. Logging in used to be a rather silent task.



Thank goodness this keyboard is QWERTY and not that silly Dvorak setup.

(a/n: always protect your passwords and pin codes and always look both ways before crossing the road and NEVER give your trust out to jazz musicians)

: "Welcome Mikero! You have 0 unread messages and currently 0 friends."

: "Could've sworn that last number was bigger, pal."

: "My databanks reassert that your current friend count is at a grand total of 0. If you would like more friends perhaps you should explore! Let me unlock the door for you!"

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Should we head out?
Ask questions?

Ooooh I don't know!!

Once this law is in place it's permanent. The piece of paper I left for Mr. Trudeau detailing the whole act just says April. No specifics. Anyway, if you are a good person and have few enemies you should be safe. If you're a nozzle then you're really toying with fate.

Those loonies up in that fancy parliament hut might smudge it up by vetoing the whole thing but they have yet to say anything against it soooooo

Some guy at my work who is almost assuredly a racist keeps watching Pewdiepie (wonder what they have in common) play that so the visuals make me sick.

Murder is being legalized in Canada in April I think. Throwing that out there.

"guest46391 please log in order to register complaints. Violence is not the answer here"

check the computer

You never really had to worry about these computer dealies much in the past but you figure you may as well check it out since it's clearly still turned on when everything else is clearly off.

suddenly!



a crude facsimile of a face appears on the front face of this computermajig. For some reason the monitor and keyboard are that old electronics beige that you could never tell if they were always that way or if everyone who has ever touched them smoked through a pack of cigarettes a day. And seriously a track ball?

Your wonderment is broken but immediately succeeded with yet further wonderment as a tiny tinny voice squeaks out from a speaker somewhere "hello guest46391 please log in"

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whats our boy to do??

Chat up the computer? (Ask... It things? Like what?)
Log in?
Get mad?
Other?!

I think that's a very good idea. Might make combat a special occasional thing. That would simplify things tenfold and I can stop fretting about trying to track stats if there's less emphasis on combat. Leveling up can probably just happen at certain milestones.

Decided. Someone get me a gavel so I can clack it against the sound block so as to officialize this jank.

And yeah grasshoppers use defensive regurgitation - absolutely useless on mammalian predators but they try so hard anyway.

Why the hell would Mike do that? you're just trying so hard to be random. Reported.

The correct answer was to eat all the shards of glass and then.... fart?

*poot*

Alright if I don't stop sweating the small details I'll never get anything done and if I don't get anything done then I'll get super guilty like. Just consider combat in beta mode. Maybe I should make updates smaller? Idunnoidunnoidunno

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Upon entering combat with the nasty bug, Mike instinctively reached for his d20 and rolled a 13 on his initiative roll. Mike being a ninja has the perk of gaining +2 on his initiation rolls at the start of each battle earning him a total of 15.

The bug guy's, like all monsters, is fixed. Bug guy's initiative is 6.

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kick the bug

[Attack] [Skills] [Items] [Defend]
     ^

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Mike delivers a solid ninja kick. 2 DMG



oh no! The bug is retaliating! It spits out a gross glob of brown goo that's like the stuff grasshoppers puke on your hands when you pick them up! It's gross yes but only does 1 dmg.

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: "Why does it feel like I suddenly have access to what feels like latent super powers?"

[Attack] [Skills] [Items] [Defend]
                    ^

: "Must be that skills tab"

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Mikero's Skills
[spoiler] Aqua Shuriken lv1: Roll a d4 to determine how many shurikens are thrown. Deals 1 pt of WATER dmg per shuriken[/spoiler]

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: "Water is pointy? Makes sense."



Nice.



Out of nowhere Mikero summons four spinning blades made of solidified water (notice: NO, NOT ICE) and sent them hurtling towards the arthropod,
slicing it up and sending bug mash everywhere.

BUG VANQUISHED. MIKERO BEAT THE GAME.

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Just kidding. But he did get halfway there to leveling up at least.

The small computer on the console is still on.

Does bug goo even have any uses?

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there i did it

grab your partner and dosey doe.

So yes I'm working on this and have drawings done etc. I'm just getting hung up on details like where to put icons and other formatting type dealies.

Soooooorrry