Golden Hammer? >_>

I only find that one funny because there was this topic on GameFAQs and...
*Insert long paragraph on why I find that quote funny*

You still have more awesome quotes, that will be 1pt'd to avoid it from being not funny.

Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak!

I just remembered that there was a comic in here that Lunchebox posted about. I didn't read it, due to the fact that I scrolled down and saw panties (and I didn't want anyone at school thinking I'm looking at it for the wrong reasons) so I exited.

I guess it must've been something racist, huh?

ITS A GAEM OK GEET OVR IT!!111

LOL, though, I understand. The game has barely anything to do with Umbrella and Zombies.

Oh, I see the idea. Unless we're all just really missing the punchline here.

No, don't worry, it's just a test run by crazy people who like to make people fake laugh.

Anyway, the original joke goes like this:

One day, two elephants were taking a bath. One of the elephants asks the other elephant to pass the soap. The other elephant replies with, [spoiler]"NO SOAP, RADIO!"[/spoiler]

Whenever this joke is posted on GameFAQs, half of the users "laugh" and the other users go, "I don't get it." One day this was posted, though... it was quite epic. This guy litterally posted a two page essay on why the joke was funny. It included things like, "The other elephant, perplexed that they can both fit into the bath..." and stuff. That was the REAL punchline of the topic.

Oh.

SO THIS ONE JE- *Banned*

To Chaos: I think that's just a different version of "NO SOAP, RADIO!" where the joke's not supposed to be funny, but half the people were payed to laugh. Even though the joke's not funny, somehow the people who fake laughed made the other people laugh at the not-so-funny joke.

But what if it had a lot of fun, yet challenging side quests, hmm?

I plan on putting quite a few in here to extend the game time.

NO SOAP, RADIO!

Yeah, I was wondering why this topic suddenly unlocked.

The pizza is a lie...
the pIzza is a LiE...
tHe piZza Is a lIE...

IF YOU READ THE FIRST POST YOU WOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS FEBRUARY 5TH!

Ah well, even if I did release it on that date, and Brawl didn't get delayed, everyone would've forgot my game and would be playing Brawl. >_>

They'll probably go back if they find a new bug within the first few hundred copies but there are many games that have huge glitches in them even after going gold, take The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 1.0. That game had a lot of glitches.

Hmm, another theory is that the Wii is selling too much. Someone suggested that Nintendo wants to keep up with the demand so that Brawl will sell better. Makes sense I guess.

THEY CAN'T. IF THEY PROGRAMMED A NEW CHARACTER IN, THE GAME WOULD PROBABLY BE DELAYED UNTIL 2009! THEY NEED TO EDIT THE SCRIPTS AND MAKE SURE NOTHING IS BUGGY!

Unless that third 3rd party character is already in the game, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. The game has already gone gold. What does that mean? THE MASS PRODUCTION HAS STARTED. At this point Nintendo's NOT GOING TO GO BACK. Hell, there's probably already over 9000 copies produced. Nintendo's not just going to go back and add a new character. End of the story.

Yeah, I understand. My dad knows this guy and whenever he fixes our computer, the hardrive crashes and I lose all my files (luckily, MMMRPG was saved on the internet just in case this happened).

And it happens all the time too... I now know why his deals are so good, they'll kill our computer in the end. Don't understand why my dad still goes to him. Though, the last time he fixed it, the computer IS running better than ever...

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Mmm... not many people are going to care, but I've decided to delay this game to June 15th.

I rofl'd real hard at the "FINAL DESTINATION!" and the "YOU MUST RECOVER!!!" references.

These are always awesome, ASR.

I actually want to know all the characters the second its released in Japan...

Oh yeah, it's been delayed in Japan too, but by about a week.

Anyway, they're not going to add anything. The game has already gone gold. One of the two things had to have happened:

A) Server problems. Nintendo of America uses GameSpy as a server while Nintendo of Japan uses Mario Club as a server. What could've happened is that some problems have occurred in GameSpy while playing the game.

B) Something happened during the mass production. A machine could've broken down, an important employee could've gotten sick or passed away. These things are rare and they just happen to have happened to Brawl.

If it's B, I'll be kinda pissed. Though if it's A, then that's a good enough reason for me. I want online play to be perfect.

You guys are overreacting. >_>

It's not even a month... though I have to admit, it WOULD be nice if we got the game in December... and then if we were going to game in February... it's still just a month (not even).

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Hmm, now that I think about it, the delay is a GOOD thing.

I can now finish up Final Fantasy V, VII, Super Mario Galaxy and Chrono Trigger. I can then also get No More Heroes (I wasn't planning to due to Brawl) and Proffessor Layten and the Curious Villiage. I was going to get PLatCV but I didn't know if I were going to finish it or not because I wouldn't even touch the game.

#####ING FIVE STARRED AND COMENTED ON.

We all know Rez is an old coot who hates Prime.

Anyway, if you really want to get SF Adventures and SF Assult, then here's some adive: Don't expect SF Adventures to be a Star Fox game and don't expect SF Assult to satisfy your Star Fox needs.

Awesome. Just awesome.

No TOO long as in you really missed her;

Or NOT too long, in which case you forgot the T. >_>;;

Kanye West?

MOAR LIEK DONATELLO, M I RITE!?

Or maybe Raphael...

Or even Leonardo...

Thanks for the heads up, Mike, It's kinda too bad that I already applied for five colleges or I might have considered that Illustration program. >_>

It sucks too. Two of the colleges I applied to were taken off my list. One because Boreal is a French only College (which I didn't realize until AFTER applications) and two because I was required to go to Centennial for about two hours before having to go home. Seeing as Centennial is in Toronto, my dad wasn't very willing to drive there just for two hours.

The last three programs I got left are the Game Development program for Algonquin, the Graphics Design program in Algonquin, and the 3D Gaming program in Durham. Algonquin is on top of my list, though, because it seems the like the best college with that program. Graphics Design and 3D Gaming are just something to fall back on.

What kinda bothers me, though, is that I have to send them a letter of interest... and that's it. Fine and dandy, but it doesn't really specify what the letter has to look like and what should be included on it, etc... I'm going to have an English teacher at my high school to check it out but I'm not sure if it's good enough...

Maybe I'm stressing too much over this. The fact that I know I have a little more time to hand in portfolios takes off a little bit of the stress off... but with work, essays due, presentations due, exams, and preparing for college is a little too much for me at the moment... And I'm not even done half of the year yet... Though, I feel a lot of the pressure will die down once semester two starts... I just hope this gets over with and I get into the college.

I'm willing to bet that will be the first Wii Ware game to appear.

We had a freaking huge black bear in my backyard once. Actually, we have them in my backyard all the time.

But the freaking huge one was special because I was just laying down in bed when all of a sudden, I hear this, "CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK."

I go outside to check it out. The freaking huge black bear tore out this wooden step I had at the bottom of the hill. Probably looking for bugs or something. Anyway, it left when it saw me.

Good times. I see about ten bears every summer.

The new StarFox games are such dissapointments... too many on foot missions that require you to kill everything and not enough rail shooter stages. Also the fact that there's only like TEN MISSIONS! Multiplayer ain't too bad though, many options...

I'm talking about Assult BTW. Adventures was like... a huge WTF. It wasn't even supposed to be a StarFox game.

NO U

*Insert long, pointless rant on why Kirby's Air Ride was good.*

Damn, that's one cool tree.

And that's some spikin' hedgehog.

Ace... ASR...

Aeysar... MOAR LIEK ACE-AR! HARHARHAR I'M FUNNT.

Mi speelin r not guds.

I also had to work a lot during my vacation from school. -_-

Every second day from 4PM-11PM. Sometimes 2PM-11PM. It may not seem much but being a High School student, it's IS kinda hard... and the hours are sometimes long...

BUT NOW THAT THAT'S OVER WITH I HAVE SCHOOL YAY!

...

Well, now I don't work so much because everyone is back from vacation... plus I made $400 in two weeks. So I guess that's good. Now, time to stress wether or not I get into Algonquin for Video Game Design!

BTW, Mikero, I know you go there... is there a certain date I'm supposed to send in my profolio? I'm also going to try to get into Graphics Design program for something to fall back on... but the letter just says, "Send in your profolio as soon as possible!" which is very vague for me.

I meant I liked the achievement thing that KAR has. >_>

Though I DO like KAR...

Oh God, my sister is so obsessed with Hannah Montanna...

Anyway, today's update is pretty good. It uses a simmilar system that was in Kirby's Air Ride (which I liked).

While we wait for Super Smash Bros. Brawl why don't we play some...

Super Smash Bros.: NES?

MegaMan is playable. >_>

I LIKE TO SPEAK LOUDLY.

MUSHROOMS CAN TALK!?

That guy's pretty good. >_>

Yeah, I read the first book of the five part trilogy and read about that stuff.

Though I really enjoyed both the book and the movie, I want to read the other books. Though the first book has nothing on "So long and thanks for all the fish!" that the movie has in the beginning.

OK U SUK

MAY 23

I H4T U DIEDIEDIDIEDIDISDJdlsjafhdsaf dljfdsa

...

Bad memory. <_< But I do remember that update with the musicians and stuff. I KNOW that was the first update. Also, battlefield music.

OK DEN TMMORZS UPDAET AINT NO 200 YEAH

And I've been going there since day one too... which was in June. >_>

: ASR  14 January 2008, 00:39:06

My friend Colonel Ducky and I.

I'm in a mental hospital, gimme a break you corndog.

You were right. >_>

I just realized that I've been going to the 'Dojo since June.

The wait's almost over... >_<

No, "me and my friend colonel ducky" works. If you take out the "my friend colonel ducky" part out, then it would say, "I mean "we" as in I" which doesn't make sense. "I mean "we" as in me" makes perfect sense.

See, sometimes doing that "Friend and I" thing doesn't always work out.

Just counted myself. Ike was update 53. >_>;

That goes without saying, updates 100 and 150 RAWK ON'D.

Well, I just counted and Update 50 was Samus: Final Smash... >_> Not Ike...

EDIT: Ike was update 60.

Fail. You're counting the updates that happened on the same day.

It was either Sonic of Stage Builder, and both of those update RAWK ON

Update 50: Ike
Update 100: WiFi
Update 150: Sonic
Update 200: It'll rawk.

I used over 1000 hours of my life on SSBM, this will claim at least 1500.
That's more than 2 months.
It'll be worth it.

Agreed.

My first online battle will probably be on day two. Day one, my friends and I will be playing Versus mode for quite a few hours before going onto SSE and co-oping our way though it.

: Vinchenz Rock  13 January 2008, 19:53:35

Yeah, I want my first online battle to be with a fellow Matrician.

V-vinchenz... C-can I be your first? -'_'-

Don't worry, Sano, I'll be gentle.