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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #50 on: 5 October 2017, 19:55:49 »

I pick plants for breakfast my stout shrubbery.  I'll pick as many as I like.
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Snare
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« Reply #51 on: 5 October 2017, 20:25:27 »

Pick me and ye shall receive crude opium. Which will net you more jail time than the fact you just murdered a sentient, sapient non-human person.

Really this world.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #52 on: 5 October 2017, 20:55:20 »

You don't produce poppy, you produce poopy.  And while that might be really #####ty, it's not illegal.
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Snare
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« Reply #53 on: 5 October 2017, 21:10:37 »

 Roll Eyes très drôle, Rêz.

Papaver goddamn somniferum. Says so right on the envelop from wherefore I done what came from before I was planted.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #54 on: 5 October 2017, 23:56:54 »

You came from a packet of sesame seeds we used to make our hamburger buns with.  I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Snare
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« Reply #55 on: 6 October 2017, 06:33:57 »

How artisanal. Never pegged you as the type.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #56 on: 9 October 2017, 14:28:10 »

I am the living embodiment of art and culture.
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Snare
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« Reply #57 on: 13 October 2017, 05:43:03 »

Farts and vulture(being one).

Edit- once again I am merely lashing out because I did not get canadian thanksgiving this year. No headcheese or marrow for poor little Snarey. Not even a spare foot of a pheasant.

I was fed some dish called lasagna instead. Excuse me but this is kitty cat food if I'm to believe the newspaper.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #58 on: 13 October 2017, 17:06:12 »

Canadian Thanksgiving isn't even real thanksgiving anyway Snare, so it's ok.  Maybe I'll mail you some turkey on the REAL thanksgiving.  IF you're good.
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« Reply #59 on: 16 October 2017, 01:22:20 »

Hence why I didn't capitalize Thanksgiving or canadian. Most reputable atlases don't even list canada.
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Mikero
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« Reply #60 on: 16 October 2017, 13:16:07 »

I don't care for any thanksgiving, whether American or real.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #61 on: 16 October 2017, 15:21:22 »

The food is good.
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Snare
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« Reply #62 on: 16 October 2017, 17:09:19 »

Of course you don't care for thanksgiving Mikero, you're a ninja so it's in your DNA to become taciturn and all mystical-like whenever there's a crowd.

Unless your whole family consists of ninjas and grandma keeps vanishing into the shadows and not knowing how to get out. Plus dry turkey sucks.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #63 on: 16 October 2017, 19:53:41 »

As ninjas they celebrate Katanakka.
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Mikero
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« Reply #64 on: 16 October 2017, 20:03:23 »

I do enjoy the carving bit.
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White Shadow
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« Reply #65 on: 17 October 2017, 12:41:27 »



*WORLD NINJA DAY!
** Too bad nobody came.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #66 on: 17 October 2017, 13:14:39 »

But there are lots of them there I don't get it?  Huh Huh Huh
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White Shadow
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« Reply #67 on: Yesterday at 12:29 »

It's secret ninja humor.
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« Reply #68 on: Yesterday at 13:10 »

We don't have secrets here White Shadow.
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Mikero
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« Reply #69 on: Yesterday at 17:05 »

WS is half ninja, so he knows what's up.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #70 on: Yesterday at 17:23 »

WE ALSO DON'T HAVE SECRET CLUBS HERE.

You can go to Mchat like the rest of us.
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Snare
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« Reply #71 on: Yesterday at 18:19 »

No SECRET CLUBS? Tell me what a fat lady eats, Rez.

Could it be... Tapas?
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #72 on: Yesterday at 20:21 »

Don't body shame, Snare.
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Snare
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« Reply #73 on: Today at 00:15 »

What? You know exactly what I'm talking about. Now go eat a burger twig boy, how will you ever birth any young with such feeble hips?
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