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« on: 30 August 2017, 00:33:18 »

*megaman finishes torching the hell out of plant man who is burnt, sizzling and robo-dead)
megaman: oh yeah thats how i like my weeds, i like them smoked.

Protoman: PPFFFTTT HAAHahahHahahaha do u even no what u JUST said???

Reply if you "got it" don't reply if you haven't read it yet

Posted on: 29 August 2017, 18:31:44

Should i report this to the mods its a bit risqué

Abe?
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« Reply #1 on: 30 August 2017, 14:23:54 »

...I'm 12 and what is this?
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« Reply #2 on: 30 August 2017, 15:30:29 »

I can't read.
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« Reply #3 on: 30 August 2017, 23:02:32 »

Rez, the topic contains the word MATURE..... I am not responsible for the loss of your innoncence... Kid

Novaman i know you said you cannot read but that does not mean THAT YOU ARE BLIND. Its written like RIGHT there not to post unless youve read the joke which you did not.
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« Reply #4 on: 31 August 2017, 03:48:54 »

I'm so sorry but I don't understand.
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« Reply #5 on: 31 August 2017, 09:31:53 »

Sigh

Look just use your eyes to interpret these groupings of glyphs which are called words into meaningful information.

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« Reply #6 on: 31 August 2017, 16:02:38 »

Oh, now all those weird symbols makes sense!

I don't get it. Why would Mega Man burn his weeds with fire? His house could burn down.
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« Reply #7 on: 31 August 2017, 18:55:54 »

...keeping the place open was a mistake.
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« Reply #8 on: 1 September 2017, 01:55:28 »

Novaman, seriously. Basic canon. Mega Man doesn't fight in his own dang house. That's where his things are, like his helmet and Dr. light.

Rezinald. You be nice now, you hear me? You catch more flies with honey than you do with that sour attitude.
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« Reply #9 on: 1 September 2017, 16:32:09 »

If my attitude wasn't sour I wouldn't have one.
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« Reply #10 on: 1 September 2017, 21:49:34 »

A sourless Rez is still plenty salty and bitter.

*dramatic bugs bunny kiss* *flees*
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« Reply #11 on: 2 September 2017, 01:41:18 »

What if Wily made an entire dungeon out of spikes.
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« Reply #12 on: 2 September 2017, 02:28:29 »

 :o

He'd have to be awfully rich because spikes (at the time this post was made) are quite expensive. Remember that death spikes have a tip so fine they can cleft electrons from their atoms

Render a man's flesh to bubbles in a millisecond they do
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« Reply #13 on: 2 September 2017, 04:58:52 »

What if doctor wily just made a robot master's armor out of Met hats
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« Reply #14 on: 3 September 2017, 04:24:38 »

They're only indestructible if they have a destructible part that peeks out every 5 seconds.
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« Reply #15 on: 3 September 2017, 08:14:49 »

Yeah they're just regular hard hats. Come on this is basic biology, WW!
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« Reply #16 on: 3 September 2017, 17:22:11 »

What if Plant man was actually a nuclear plant instead of a flower?
What if Protoman was Proctoman (short for proctology man, obvs)?
What if Doctor whywee built an evil megaman to kill megaman?
What if Roll was a double agent, Playing Light and Wily against each other as a punishment for their hubris?
What if Zero knew what he was fighting for?
Why doesn't Light just teleport megaman into the boss chamber?
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« Reply #17 on: 4 September 2017, 08:21:02 »

I hate it when plant means building. Yeah yeah I know they share the same origin, planta, which means foot for some reason. So many times I got my hopes up at the prospect of a power plant being some sort of herb that bestows limitless strength upon those who are worthy (which so far is just me)

Proto, or Proctoman in that case, would probably earn really good, honest money. It ain't clean work, some say it even stinks. Let's hope this robot never becomes repurposed for evil.

Thats been a plot in like every mega man series... Or at least some variant of.

Roll's role would roll roles if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

He wouldn't be such a pissant

Do you know how much thought Wily and his bots put into their lairs? In the year 199X it is a MAJOR faux pas to directly visit someone before successfully traversing their personalized death-gauntlet. Don't be rude.
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« Reply #18 on: 5 September 2017, 03:40:11 »

Who would Roll be a double agent for?
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« Reply #19 on: 5 September 2017, 03:59:25 »

For herself. Independent woman. Stains her own hands with the blood of the slain.
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« Reply #20 on: 5 September 2017, 15:16:36 »

That's not how that works.  Roll is for cute, not murder.
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« Reply #21 on: 5 September 2017, 23:11:38 »

The two are not mutually exclusive. She's moe in the animu sense but also like Moe in the Szyslak sense.
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« Reply #22 on: 6 September 2017, 13:53:44 »

got it
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« Reply #23 on: 6 September 2017, 14:00:25 »

To the mauling tent you go!
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« Reply #24 on: 6 September 2017, 20:10:53 »

Mauling tent.... Wow, Nibbles is getting up on there in age.

Enjoy your gumming, Mike.
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« Reply #25 on: 6 September 2017, 22:05:20 »

That was directed at you planty.  Or should I say, FERTILIZER!
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« Reply #26 on: 6 September 2017, 22:44:06 »

If I go then Mike has to go too!

pleeease with peas and carrots on top?
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« Reply #27 on: 6 September 2017, 22:58:53 »

Are you trying to bribe me?
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« Reply #28 on: 7 September 2017, 02:08:07 »

Of course not.

Oh look, someone left a big plate of delicious okra. I'm just going to step out into the potting shed to freshen up...
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« Reply #29 on: 7 September 2017, 02:34:43 »

That's like trying to bribe a guard with a piece of toilet paper with poop on it.  Why would you think that is ok?
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« Reply #30 on: 7 September 2017, 14:36:42 »

I don't know? I thought you might be interested in more daily mucilage. An extra pound of mucilage a day keeps the medical practitioners at bay AND promotes a healthy, shiny coat.
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« Reply #31 on: 7 September 2017, 14:44:04 »

My coat isn't shiny.
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« Reply #32 on: 7 September 2017, 16:26:55 »

Then take the hint/bribe and eat your damn slimy okra you crazy old coot.

*waving fork to a visibly nonplussed Rez* Now be good and open wide for the airplane! No? Too recent for ya? Open wide for the biplane! Hm? The Wright Flyer? Still no? How about for the nice non-rigid dirigible? No Hindenburg 'splosions for you.

...

Da Vinci's weird conceptual Ornithopter?

(Abe better see this thread. He must reap the crops he has sown.)
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« Reply #33 on: 7 September 2017, 18:23:47 »

If I go then Mike has to go too!

pleeease with peas and carrots on top?

But you are a Mike and there's a "no Mikes allowed" sign that I just put up in front of the mauling tent from a safe distance away.
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« Reply #34 on: 7 September 2017, 18:53:32 »

He's right you know.
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« Reply #35 on: 9 September 2017, 16:57:33 »

It just feels like I spend a disproportionate amount of time in the tent than the others and I just think it would be fair if maybe I had someone come with for emotional support?

It takes a lot from the soul (and flesh) going to the maul tent alone. :(
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« Reply #36 on: 10 September 2017, 06:31:20 »

That's kind of the point...
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« Reply #37 on: 22 September 2017, 22:35:03 »

(Abe better see this thread. He must reap the crops he has sown.)
Are the crops Okra crops?
Are you saying that Abe is responsible for the Okra?

Also Planty, I'm not sure if I'm appeased or appalled by the fact that you're offering Rez plant-based foods. For some reason it seems really sick to me (and not because vegetables are garbage foods that have learned to blackmail our health, forcing us to eat them and to learn liking eating them).   Even if you were to argue that you're offering Rez foods that plants produce to help scatter seeds and produce offspring, i'd still cry bull#####, because I know for certain that Rez doesn't ##### in the woods.  Actually it occurs to me that I don't actually know that as a fact, and that I'm making a lot of assumptions here regarding Rez's bowel movements, which may cause concerns regarding my interest and education regarding Rezzo's defecate... so...

Anyways, You should look at the mauling tent, as I do, as a state of Zen.  One can only obtain true enlightenment when your skin is being pierced by an angry man eating (or in your case plant eating) rabbit.  

Actually that fact (paired with the above fecal obsession of mine) brings up a good point.  Perhaps you're having such a disproportional period of time within the mauling tent as to help Mr. Nibbles (that's his name right?  I can't effing remember) get his daily dose of fiber.  I mean he is a rabbit, most rabbits eat plant flesh... Rez is just caring for his buddy in it's old age.  

I say quit being a jerk and get in that tent.  Show your compassion and allow yourself to get mauled.
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« Reply #38 on: 22 September 2017, 23:59:01 »

I am not an easy man to bribe.
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« Reply #39 on: 23 September 2017, 03:37:25 »

Honestly WW, do you fleshlings weep whenever you serve up a steak? Okra is so far removed from the type of plant that, I, the Snare am. Oh boohoo I'm eating okra. As if. Listen, don't lump all us plants together, that's plain ignorant. Like, your pants, which you best be wearing now, are made from cotton, delicious nourishing chocolate contains cacao. All of these lovely items come from relatives of the precious little okra that you apparently want to kiss and marry.

THINK, MAN.
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« Reply #40 on: 23 September 2017, 17:34:59 »

Some of us "fleshlings" do, in fact, weep whenever ANYONE serves up steak.  They whine whenever people grow the cows that make steaks.  They're basically only capable of empathizing with animals and get really upset that the real monster was MAN all along.

Anyway, all you plants look alike to me. I'm not racist but it's all "long stems" and "pollen tubes" with you things.  It's like: I get it, you want to mate, now please put your flowers away, there's children present.

You know, this brings up a good point.  You gotta really respect Rez for dealing with you, indecent as you are, Your blossom bouncing in his face... as you try to bribe him with slimy, sliced, seed pods. 

Rez lives matter Snare.  You should check your privilege and get in that mauling tent.
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« Reply #41 on: 23 September 2017, 19:07:16 »

Okay first of all and I want to make this abundantly clear to everyone. Flowers themselves are NOT genitalia, okay? Flowers are naught but a collection of highly modified leaf and stem structures. Sure flowers contain the structures that create ovules and pollen but we keep that stuff covered up man. Pollen isn't even plant sperm which y'all skin-havers seem to believe. Pollen just contains sperms. Two sperms to be exact.

Us flowering plants can always pack up our bags and go improve some other planet. We'd be happy to. We'd be happy to leave you all to starve and burn without us. We are the true power that enables your lives after all.
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« Reply #42 on: 23 September 2017, 20:23:20 »

I'll be happy to check your privilege to stay at the mauling tent Winged Warrior.  Oh look!  There's your name, right at the top of the list!  Go right on in!  *putts in with tomatoe stick*

Enjoy!
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« Reply #43 on: 24 September 2017, 18:02:48 »

Jeeze, you try and help a guy convince a sentient flower to go in a tent where a rabbit is sure to destroy several layers of flesh, and this is what I get?

Fine

*is mauled*

See snare it's fi--AUGH!!!!!
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« Reply #44 on: 3 October 2017, 19:12:41 »

Honestly WW, do you fleshlings weep whenever you serve up a steak? Okra is so far removed from the type of plant that, I, the Snare am. Oh boohoo I'm eating okra. As if. Listen, don't lump all us plants together, that's plain ignorant. Like, your pants, which you best be wearing now, are made from cotton, delicious nourishing chocolate contains cacao. All of these lovely items come from relatives of the precious little okra that you apparently want to kiss and marry.

THINK, MAN.

Preach on, my nigella! (I can say that because my great great great great grandmother was a quarter Garidella)
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« Reply #45 on: 4 October 2017, 14:39:58 »

I see someone visited Ancestry.com! 
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« Reply #46 on: 4 October 2017, 16:41:36 »

Yeah, turns out it only costs $274.99 USD a year to become a total narcissistic bore at dinner parties.
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« Reply #47 on: 4 October 2017, 20:12:44 »

At least I share the same taxonomic order as Nigella. *reveals tattoos on teeth that read R A N U N C U L A L E S*

It rhymes with ukeleles.
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« Reply #48 on: 5 October 2017, 17:36:34 »

Stop that, STOP IT.
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« Reply #49 on: 5 October 2017, 19:04:57 »

Revealing my strategically placed tattoos or slowly turning you all into junior botanists? You may pick only one.
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