Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[Vinchenz Rock]

I plan on getting a tattoo or two once I go to college.

[Xero]

^_^

You look cute.

[CIMSomebody]

Call me old-fashioned when it comes to my idea of girl-hair but I don't think a hair cut will help, Briss.

Er, I'm trying NOT to look like a female. ;;>.>

^_^

You look cute.

. . . . ugh, you. Although, as long as you're not petting me I guess it's okay. XD

[Xero]

I wasn't going to pet you...

[Vinchenz Rock]

Xero, resist the urge to "Yamou."

[Xero]

That's only when you get petted....

[Vinchenz Rock]

RESIST IT, DAMN IT! THOSE "DOTDOTDOT"S AT THE END OF YOUR POSTS REALLY HINT YOU WANT TO DO IT.

[Majikn]

Maybe it's an ego thing, but if I'm ever going to bother getting a tatoo, it'll be a BIG one. Otherwise my heart's not really in it.

[Vinchenz Rock]

When I get a tattoo, I'm going to make sure its visable. I see no point in getting one when no one can see.

Edit: Well, maybe except for a really personal one, like one to remind you of your wife that passed away, or something.

[Xero]

If you say so Rock.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I'm-a kidding, Xero. Let's never fight again.

[White Shadow]

If I get a tattoo the first one will be my trademark fox. I don't like piercings.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I wanna get something cool and orignal on my neck that isn't in another language.

If it's possible to get them on your neck.

[White Shadow]

think Hitman.

[Edgecrusher]

Yay tattoos and piercings.

[dzx9]

Getting more ink done tonight actually.

And I've had 18 or 19 piercings in total (not at once), most of which done by myself or redone by myself. Now I'm just down to 6.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Ouch, dz. You should really slow down before your whole body is full of piercings. XD

[dzx9]

Lets not get into the scarrification and branding.

[preventerWIND]

It's in the shape of a butterfly!!

[Jakey]

And I've had 18 or 19 piercings in total (not at once), most of which done by myself or redone by myself. Now I'm just down to 6.

How many of those ended up on your dongle?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Er, I'm trying NOT to look like a female. ;;>.>

Uh... Why?

[dzx9]

And I've had 18 or 19 piercings in total (not at once), most of which done by myself or redone by myself. Now I'm just down to 6.

How many of those ended up on your dongle?

Just one actually.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I think it's about time you got another, just to even it out.

[dzx9]

Took it out a while ago. Isn't really as cool as they say *nudge nudge* *wink wink*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Got'cha.

[ASR]

Well that's.. genius John. What a great idea, let me right that down; So you're saying  what I have to do to put it on is to put it on. Right? Is that what you're saying John?

Good! 'Cause it's brilliant! You should write a book! You should give seminars, alright, you'll make millions of dollars! Attention all people with straps, the secret to getting them on is to ADJUST THEM!

Disclaimer; I sound like an ass here, but this is what I was going for. Comedy.

RIGHT ON TARGET! I had that slight inkling that it sounded like Coach McGirk, and then you posted the video and memories rushed back. That's an awesome show.

[Johncarllos]

I'm not into lip piercings.
Or any piercings really. On anybody. Ears are okay, chicks with piercings not on the face are okay (unless it's nose, nose is okay).

I'd call myself old fashioned as to the whole 'body art' thing.

Some ##### is just freakin' cool though.

[Jakey]

I know I'm gonna get tatted up the first chance I can.  I've already decided... now I have to decide WHAT kind of tattoo I'm getting.

[ASR]

A mushroom, you dolt.

[dzx9]

A mushroom tattoo?

lol

[ASR]

Of course you had to be the one to comment.

[Jakey]

Yeah while we're at it why don't I just get a big golden Triforce on my ass too, oh and also a powerglove and both my nipples and then mario sucking off bowser on my forehead ok.

[ASR]

See, why did you insist it would be hard to think of ideas?

[dzx9]

I can help with that mushroom tattoo btw

[Jakey]

...If you stick your wing wong anywhere near my face I will bite it off.

[ASR]

And he'll probably only charge a sexual favor or two! See, I told you it would work out! You get one ASAP and for cheap!

...If you stick your wing wong anywhere near my face I will bite it off.

Kinky.

[Mikero]

Call me old-fashioned when it comes to my idea of girl-hair but I don't think a hair cut will help, Briss.

WS knows his stuff. And while I generally prefer long haired, I can get behind short hair sometimes. 'Cause sometimes man, whoo it looks goooood. Like some punk girls I know. Man. I like all kinds of girls from all kinds of places but
when a girl totally dedicates herself to one thing as far as her look, like punk or hip-hop or whatever, I find that incredibly gutsy and thus attractive. Everyone likes people who put themselves out there.

...If you stick your wing wong anywhere near my face I will bite it off.

You know you'll have to put in your mouth first, yeah? And DZ is totally into scarring so getting it removed and reattached would be like THEE DOPEST trip.


Anyway if/when (much closer to when, really) I get inked it's gonna be an inner forearm (I'm thinking right, since I do most things right-handed but write and draw and some other dextrous things with left. I'm ambidextrous, by the way.) tat of a trident, which is the symbol in the flag for Barbados (where my dad is from). I've also though about getting a Lion of Judah instead, but I'm not sure.

I'm kind of more into simple shapes and/or silhouettes as tattoos instead of the kind of hyper complex stuff you'd get at like Miami Ink (which I like to watch) or some place. They make great art that has all kinds of depth and everything but it's not my style entirely. I guess what I like is what's called prison tats but I'm not sure.

As far piercings go they're cool on other people but not for me. I don't hate the look(s) really, but I just don't think they'd look good on me at all and it's not my kind of accessory. What I do hate is when people get MASSIVE gouges and put 3+ inch loop things in so they have giant flesh holes flopping around on the bus. Don't play that game.

[Jakey]

Oh yeah. Kids walkin around at school thinkin they're fzcking satellite dishes.

I have some really cool ideas in mind, and I don't think they're too cheesy. I mean, if done properly.

I've already laid down 3 solid rules:
-No fantasy creatures
-No video game shiznat
-No Chinese characters

[ASR]

ASR'S IDEAS:

- my face
- drumsticks (nah, that's cheesy?)
- something music related, but in a badass way
- cactus
- cacti
- realistic mushroom (plus you already have an offer to get inked!)
- manbearpig (it's real!)

[Jakey]

I was thinkin of this-



Do you think that's possible?

[Mikero]

It's possible. Get a good artist and pretty much anything is, they're incredible artists.

You should get something of your heritage. Never say "Mex-I-Can't"!!

[ASR]

You mean the whole solid rectangle graphic? Or, like, one of the three divisions?

I like the Texas idea. That's where I was headed with the cactus dealio.

[Jakey]

Yeah, I want the whole graffiti flag on there.

I was thinking of getting some kind of Mexican tattoo. But then I realized that all Mexican tattoos suck.

[ASR]

They make you dirty forever.

I don't think that graffiti flag would work. That's a LOT of complexity, too. I'm sure it's POSSIBLE, but... uh... yeah, I'm always one to go for simplicity. But hey, to each his own.

Even though it was originally a joke, a cactus WOULD be sweet.

[Jakey]

Oh yeah, here's a couple more to add to the list:

-No Apple logos
-No barcodes

[ASR]

Barcode tats are retarded. Question, though: is it possible to get a working barcode tat, like one that you can scan and get a price reading on?

[Jakey]

Hahaha, remember when the world was like barcode CRAZY?

I remember when there was this Cue or Q cat or whatever and it scanned things in the newspaper because the paper made like special barcodes in it for more information and stuff, and like there were these toys that you had to go to like a grocery store and scan ##### to get points or find monsters or something... man...

[Snare]

I'm getting a tattoo of a Dolphin jumping of the water with eagles flying out of its mouth, and on those eagles there will be dozens of wolves and I'll make sure there's a lot of roses everywhere. And dragons!

I knew a guy who had a fairy tattooed on his boob. And by know a guy, I mean saw on the internet.

[ASR]

I was going to tack on "or get free digital pets using those toy scanners?" to my question.

I never had any of those... they looked so cooooool. I always picture kids running around the grocery store though scanning EVERYTHING and getting chased by the employees.

[Mikero]

Get a tattoo od a Dolphin saying "Wazzzzzzzzzup?!"

Or a tramp stamp.