Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I imagine it's so they don't have to pull their pants all the way off just to go to the bathroom.

You know, some people prefer not to touch public toilet seats and it's harder to squat when your pants aren't either completely on or completely off. Because your legs are being held together. The zipper in the back actually seems very plausible.

But then you just get it all over your pants, it doesn't really fix the problem.

[Majikn]

Well to be fair, I haven't seen a woman pee. But if the zipper is big enough I'm sure it could work.

[Johncarllos]

Well, they'd have to have no panties too, and zipper on pubes would be harsh.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well to be fair, I haven't seen a woman pee. But if the zipper is big enough I'm sure it could work.

...I'm not even sure where exactly the lady parts are.

[Majikn]

'Kay.

... For the record I would think most people shave. But I think we should ditch this conversation now.

[Winged Warrior]

There is nothing under your bed Snare.

Now go to sleep.

[ASR]

Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhh. Kuh.

[AlexThePenguin]

I imagine it's so they don't have to pull their pants all the way off just to go to the bathroom.

Try evading the zipper bulge for a smoother silhouette.

Zipper bulge creates mass, be it cock-like or fat-like.

There is nothing under your bed Snare.

Now go to sleep.

Says poster number 69666.

[Snare]

There is nothing under your bed Snare.

Now go to sleep.

EW-WUUUUH

[Winged Warrior]

No edits or overly thought out planning on my part.
(on both the picture or the post)

Just sitting in the dark with the ol' DSi, and I think "huh, I wonder what the illumination will be like"

I got some awesome out of it.

[Mikero]

I imagine it's so they don't have to pull their pants all the way off just to go to the bathroom.

Try evading the zipper bulge for a smoother silhouette.

That's what I figured.

[Majikn]

I haven't noticed this, really.

[Mikero]

I only remember people (and then, only a few were) wearing them in like 2001.

[AlexThePenguin]

It's loads more common in dress pants, as are side zippers.

I like my jeans to be jeans, personally. I only like side zippers on skirts (for stylistic reasons), and I'm all about the symmetry of a look, so the front fly appeals to me most for any type of casual pants (barring some unique/DIY-type jeans I've seen that I won't go into now).

[Johncarllos]

Anyone who wants to see what my vacation was like, I have the album up on facebook.

66 pictures.

I'll post a few if anyone without facebook wants to see.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=123295&id=540196030

Also, viewable only to friend of friends, and friends.

[AlexThePenguin]

I like the waterfall shots, dude.

[Johncarllos]

I like to think I have a little bit of a knack for photography.

[ASR]

Yeah, but YOU didn't take the pictures! You're IN them!

[ChaosVortex]

(Alec... shhh. He likes to think that. Let him dreeeam.)

[Johncarllos]

The other shots without me silly.

I have more than what's there.

[Slugkid]

I like taking photos, too. My grandfather studied photography, so if I take photos I show them to him for dis/approval, tips.

[Mikero]

Yeah photog is a side hobby of mine. I wanna get a real good camera sometime soon but only for art purposes or taking photos where I not sure to break the camera (i.e. not bars and stuff), otherwise I have a little cybershot.

I've gotten clearance to use my mom's old Pentax though, which is a really awesome camera from back in the day, with a good sized lens and real glass and real metal and all that.
I'm just not so sure I want to work with actual film. I like the way film turns out better than digital in almost every way, but I'm worried I'll handle it wrong and lose my pictures. Plus digital is a billion percent easier to put online, since it's made for it.

[Slugkid]

The problem I have with digital cameras is that it takes like three seconds for it to snap after you press the button, and it also lacks a lot of stuff you can optimize, like light settings and all. Unless you use a pro camera with digital memory, instead of digital memory and display and all, if you get what I mean.

[AlexThePenguin]

I've got a moderately new Olympus Stylus that my aunt gave my mom who then passed it to me. It's film, so it's for art and natural scenery pretty exclusively.

Otherwise, I've got my DSi.


Photography is a way my family bonds, too. My grandfather started my aunt, mom and uncle, the latter of whom sells prints and sometimes does weddings and stuff.

I picked it up mostly from my grandfather and uncle.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Me in my amazing(ly terrible) Engineer costume that I made for SGC.
I think it turned out okay, but I really should stop cosplaying.

[Mikero]

It's not just you.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well yeah, but at least I'm not as bad as some people.

[ChaosVortex]

Not bad.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

But not good either, right?

[Johncarllos]

It's fairly accurate.
You'd have made a better pyro, but that's a hard costume to pull off.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You'd have made a better pyro,

What do you mean by that?

[ChaosVortex]

But not good either, right?

Well, I really like the first pic. You look more like him. Not gonna be mean, but I'd say the 2nd pic isn't as good, but I think it's okay.

I'd cosplay at conventions and whatnot too but I'm too busy with other important stuff.

(i still ♥ my phoenix wright costume)

[Johncarllos]

Running through all the TF2 people in my head, the Pyro suits you better.
Not a scout, nor a demoman, maybe a heavy, maybe a medic, maybe an engineer, maybe a sniper, actually.

Yeah.
A sniper would have worked well too. It's easy to get the clothes right anyway.

And anybody can make a good pyro. With the right attire.

Posted on: June 23, 2009, 12:58:46 AM

SANO.
This engineer is better.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

#####.

[ASR]

I'd like that picture a LOT more if it had no association with TF2.

That kid's expression is totally "You #####ed up, now I'm a ##### YOU up."

[Mikero]

That kid looks like Bob The Builder (aka THE MAN).

[ASR]

That show seriously kicked some major ass.

Totally raped Blue's Clues, at least.

Maybe Bear in the Big Blue House.

[Johncarllos]

Gilla Gilla Island was THE best.

[ASR]

BINYA BINYA

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Gilla Gilla Island was THE best.

It was so great you can't even remember the title.
It was Gullah Gullah Island.

[Mikero]

Never heard of it.

I've actually never seen Bob The Builder but he looked like an absolute badass.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Trust me, he was.

[ASR]

Dude could fix anything.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

He could build anything as well.

[Johncarllos]

Yeah, Gullah Gullah, I was close.
Haven't seen the show in at least 13 years.

[Mikero]

So he could fix Thomas The Tank Engine? Because that would be LEGENDARY wait for it DARY!

[ASR]

michael

michael what did you do

[preventerWIND]

what is this!!!

[Mikero]

Yeah, I did.

Posted on: 28 June 2009, 15:00:37

This is from the same as before but I never put it up but I'm bored right now.

[Johncarllos]

I don't know what it is, but IT is off.

Are you leaning forward a bit?