The MOVIE Thread

[ASR]

He's like Naruto but lamer.

"Believe it! I dun car!"

[Johncarllos]

DattebayoRamen.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I stel dun car.

[Majikn]

STOP STEALIN' DEM CARS, GOSH.

WE GET THREE NEW MOVIES TOMORROW. OH LORDY LORD WHAT FUN THAT WILL BE. Especially when we only have 3 cleaners instead of the usual five because people are selfish and booked the entire week off.

[Mikero]

And one of them is Never Back Down, yea?

Haa...

[Speed Racer]

Semi-Pro: It was okay, but nothing great. Part of me feels like the unrated version will be a bit funnier. Not sure if it was necessary that they went for an R-rating.

Vantage Point: The idea seems awesome, but the movie was just okay. How they kept showing stuff backwards and then starting again at noon got to be pretty annoying. It seemed like this would have worked better as a novel.

[ASR]

Just watched Run Fat Boy Run.

I enjoyed it immensely. Sure, it's no Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz, but it was never supposed to be.
Very funny movie, but then again I'm biased to love Simon Pegg.

[Majikn]

I saw Horton Hears a Who.

For a kid's movie I'd say it was pretty damn good. Plus I laughed pretty hard through many parts of the movie. I just got a kick out of how ridiculously random it was. I count at least three scenes where I could NOT stop laughing until it was over. There are parts where I laugh just thinking about it.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Like I said in another topic, I saw 10,000 BC.

It was ok, would've been better if I saw the beginning though (went into the wrong theater).

[Orange Devil]

Dumbest. Idea. For. A. Movie.

Ever.

http://www.imdb.com/video/editorial/me60357838/

[Voulnet]

I second that.
We males need to come up with OUR version of Teeth.

[Mikero]

Wow. Okay. There's a hundred urban legends like that, all of them are stupid. The princess on Drawn Together has some monster cooch too. And that's just so subtle. Abstinence. I get it.

[ASR]

Ahaha, I heard about this ages ago on Explosm.net. First thing I thought of was what Mike mentioned from Drawn Together.

It looks ridiculous. When I first heard about it, I thought it was an old movie that's been out for a while, but now I see it's not out yet.

EDIT: Nevermind, I was somewhat right.

[Speed Racer]

I've heard that the Killer Condom movie is even worse.

[ASR]

Is that real? Because that's actually a good idea for a comedy-horror. Not a horror parody, mind you. Just a horror that's so ridiculous you laugh, whether or not it was intended.

[Orange Devil]

I don't think that's what it is though. Plus, gynecology makes me uncomfortable. There are certain things that I just don't want to see. Like a girl peeing. Never.

[Speed Racer]

Is that real? Because that's actually a good idea for a comedy-horror. Not a horror parody, mind you. Just a horror that's so ridiculous you laugh, whether or not it was intended.

Yeah, it's a German horror flick.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/

[ASR]

Hehe, wow. I'll probably never see that in my life. Shame, too. Killer condoms could very well make for some really good guilty-pleasure sort of "wow, this sucks" entertainment.

[Johncarllos]

"wow, this sucks"

lol

[Dr.]

I seen Doomsday on sunday, and I thought it was by far the best movie of the year.

[dzx9]

Dumbest. Idea. For. A. Movie.

Ever.

http://www.imdb.com/video/editorial/me60357838/

I don't get it... does her vag have teeth or something?

[Johncarllos]

Edit: ignore that post that was here, I never watched the trailer.

My god.....

Posted on: March 18, 2008, 10:20:13 PM

That's f'ed up.

[ASR]

Dumbest. Idea. For. A. Movie.

Ever.

http://www.imdb.com/video/editorial/me60357838/

I don't get it... does her vag have teeth or something?

Very yes.

[dzx9]

I'm not cool with that.

[Orange Devil]

None of us are. It seems like the kind of movie that girls would go see to get a feeling of empowerment and listen to "we're not gonna take it" (the #####ty one from the PMS commercial) on the way home.

[Mikero]

No it doesn't. It just seems like a bad movie. It's not female empowering at all since it puts forth the age old idea that there's something wrong with them, which is ##### you find all over stuff from back in the day, case in point; Original Sin.

[Majikn]

Apparently this is what happens if the ##### troll forgets to climb out when she reaches 21.

[Snare]

Wow, not even Dr. Mario would touch THOSE genitals.

[Orange Devil]

Wow, not even Dr. Mario would touch THOSE genitals.

Are you KIDDING me? Have you ever MET Doctor Mario?

[ChaosVortex]

The movie wouldn't load, so I Youtube'd it.

WTF.

[Mikero]

Dr. Mario probably installed those genitals.

[Majikn]

You know, it's easy to scare people after watching Shutter. All I had to do was cling to the wall and wait for people to turn the corner.

Stupid movie. Really stupid. Two people predicted something very close to what actually happened, and I was predicting minor things that were proven right in the next instant.

One part succeeded in creeping me out but the rest of the time I was laughing. Either way it's no skin off my ass, I watched it for free and I got to hang out with coworkers while doing it.

[Vinchenz Rock]

http://uk.movies.ign.com/dor/articles/863515/legend-of-zelda-movie-trailer/videos/legendofzelda_filmtrailer_040108.html;jsessionid=1adeemgkodn0i

Here we go again.

[ChaosVortex]

Wow. That's pretty good for a fake.

[preventerWIND]

That's one hell of an April fools joke.

[Johncarllos]

That's one hell of an April fools joke.

A very high quality one anyways.

[Mikero]

Uh huh. Right.

It's not actually good. It's good until the first shot of Ganondorf, and then is starts losing quality faster and faster since not only do Ganondorf and Zelda look like ##### but so do some of digital stuff. Like it's high quality but so obviously not movie quality. I think the thing that looked the best was those flying spinny things in the desert. They should have kept it to a teaser trailer's length as there some nice shots that could probably be convincing surrounded by an assload of clearly bull##### stuff. It's about one of the best looking fakes out there (naturally, since IGN has the budget) but it's still plainly obvious that it's an AFD prank.

Posted on:  2 April 2008, 12:52:04

Ahah... Ahahaha... AhahahAHA... HAaHAhaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH AahhahsHaHaHAhaHAdubfsieu!

http://joblo.com/dragonball-pics

[ASR]

You just made my morning!

[ChaosVortex]

WOW.

[Johncarllos]

HA.
HAHAHA.
jeeeeezum.

[NovaMan XP]

That was supposed to be Dragonball? It seemed like random people taking pictures of themselves.

[preventerWIND]

Guess I missed the pics? There aren't any on the site anymore, the studio made them take it off.

[Vinchenz Rock]

D:

[ChaosVortex]

Oh well. You missed some funny looking crap. It was like one big cosplay convention.

[preventerWIND]

Hopefully it's better than this, but I doubt it, this movie is pure genius.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jX38JOO1lTY

[Johncarllos]

*shudder*

[Rama Olendris]

LOL.

I'm gunna get shot for this... but... Speed Racer... What are everyone's thoughts?

[Majikn]

Everyone I know in person is like "It's gonna SUCK, the original show SUCKED and so will this" but I'm willing to give it a chance.

Upcoming movies that REALLY interest me are Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Wall-E. I haven't been paying too much attention, though, I'm just forced to because I'm surrounded by this subject when I work.

[ASR]

Even worse than Speed Racer:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/

[Rama Olendris]

Wow... what the ##### is happening to Hollywood?